Hearing a skitter on the gravel road behind me, thinking in a
flash, "Dogs," fearing a nip the next instant at my Achilles
heel, I whirled, meeting an unlooked-for trio of fellow
travelers. Goats.
The encounter unfolded late in the fall about a year and a
half ago at the beginning of the fifth mile of an eight-mile run
through the country. A chill wind blew from the northwest.
Colored leaves shot across the damp road to lodge among
fallen walnuts on the shoulder. The goats, amiable as
puppies, each bigger than all but the biggest of dogs,
jostled each other to get to me.
I'd passed the adjacent farm many times without seeing a
sign of goats.
I urged the trio to go home. They nudged me as if to send
me off to lead the pack in a race. Their eyes, looking like
alien, melted substances, made me think of cliches about
devilment. I ordered them home. When they retreated the
way they'd come, I set off again along the road, only to hear
the skitter of cloven hooves once again as the trio gave
chase. Turning, ordering them home again, I punctuated the
I-mean-business tone of my voice by firing walnuts at the
turf at their tails.
Maybe I put the fear of a god of runners into them. They fled
at breakneck speed across a pasture to a stock shed, three
meteors bound for a planet of sanctuary in the region of
Capricorn the Goat.
I've never again seen a sign of goats in the dozens of times
I've passed the farm. The encounter might have been a
bewitchment.
If I've logged 17,000 miles of running, I'd guess I've logged
15,000 miles along trails and country roads. I could hardly
do anything else from my home at the edge of a village. I've
run through many a passage of wonder, disgust, pleasure,
or fear in my rustic world over the past two-and-a-half
decades.
I've collected many a memory of Close Running Encounters
of the Third Kind ...
Not the racing kind.
Not the city kind.
The country kind.
People
As a car slowed beside me, its driver leveled alluring, dark,
doubtful eyes on me.
"Can we give you a ride?"
The encounter unfolded along a lonely stretch of gravel
road 33 years ago. My high-school basketball coach
expected his hoopsters to play a fall sport for conditioning.
Because I disliked the militarism of football, I opted for
cross-country, and because I disliked the demands of
distance running, I hung out with the team's slackers. When
our coach sent us on a six-mile jaunt, we detoured through
a cornfield, cut through woods, ambled down a railroad to
the far side of the village, and sprinted one at a time the
half-mile back to the high school.
One day I decided for reasons I can't recall to run the six
miles. The car slowed at my side as I labored in the third
mile. At least as shy and polite as the three Hispanic girls
inside, I rejected the driver's offer with my usual eloquence.
"No. Thanks."
As the adorable girl eased her car up the road ahead, little
did I know I'd never again get such an offer. I still run that
stretch of road, now paved and lined with houses, but
women pass in cars with nary a glance. Young women
need only their feet to outdistance me.
The last time a car stopped, I found myself giving directions
to four lost men, German vacationers bound for the Gilmore
Classic Car Museum, miles and miles away in Richland.
Unlike young women, teenage boys now and then pay me
attention. Their horns blare and their voices shower me with
obscenities from the safety of speeding cars. Sometimes
they make me wince in spite of my fortitude to press on
without reacting.
Some years ago, while I exited the village along the
shoulder of a paved road, I heard a harsh shout of a
teenage boy from a car bearing down from behind.
"Sucker!"
The compact car sped down the slope, swung around at a
junction a quarter-mile ahead, and sped back up the slope. I
heard the whoop of boys' voices all the way. As the car
passed, the boy in the front passenger seat favored me with
a glimpse of his bare backside in the open window. The
moon, like an oversized cloven hoof from the region of
Capricorn, waxed to the full so near I could have stung it with
a flick of my right hand.
I regret that I lacked the presence of mind or the courage to
risk my fingers to a speeding car.
Traffic
In July a year ago, as I waded through heat radiating from
macadam east of the village, I observed an odd relative
motion of two vehicles approaching at highway speed. Like
a comet crossing the orbit of an asteroid, a trailing pickup
drifted to the left behind a leading van. The eclipse of the
pickup from my perspective seemed a mirage in the
swimming air over the pavement ... until I realized the pickup
had pulled out to pass the van.
My part in the set of moving bodies became all too real and
vulnerable. I stifled a desire to make some gesture of anger
or disgust toward the pickup, warning myself not to distract
either driver.
If I'd represented a finish line, the van would have nipped
the pickup by a nose.
Until that moment, in 24 years of running, I'd never been
passed by passing traffic. The phenomenon repeated six
more times in the next eight months. Twice the passing
traffic came from behind me. The startlement of having a
speeding car miss me by two or three yards, when I can't
see it coming, reminds me of why I face the oncoming lane.
Along paved roads in the country, where juggernauts rush
at a minimum of 55 mph, buffeting me with winds, I see
drivers' faces. While a majority drift toward the middle at
least a little to create a margin of safety, many show no sign
of ever having seen me. A few will force a runner into a ditch
rather than move over into an empty lane.
Three or four times over the years my fortitude never to give
drivers the satisfaction of getting a reaction has been tested
by drivers playing chicken by steering toward me along the
shoulder.
On one occasion I had to bound over a curb and weave
between a newspaper box and utility pole to evade
headlights blazing brighter by the second on my right knee.
On another occasion I had to leap onto a snow bank to
avoid spinning around in the air blast of a double-bottom
farm truck hauling grain to market.
I doubt whether most drivers have any real concept of the
mass and kinetic energy of even a compact car in motion.
I'm no mathematician, but according to my theory, a car's
mass and kinetic energy, like the red shift of a fast-moving
star in the heavens, double when approaching a person on
foot.
Thank goodness for the occasional salute from a driver to a
runner. Thank goodness for my neighbor who, having so
often driven past me, conferred on me the nickname of the
Running Man. Thank goodness for an acquaintance who
complimented me on my toughness after watching from a
warm car as I trudged through a winter snowstorm.
I can't say I even mind very much the little shock that comes
with a honk of a car horn, so long as I know it's a greeting
from a comrade.
Wildlife
On a pleasant spring day many years ago, as I wended my
way along a utility right-of-way between two fields just
greening with crops, a whitetail doe came out of a patch of
brush on the left beside my course ahead. She trotted about
100 yards in front of me along the two-track trail for almost a
quarter-mile with never a sign of skittishness.
Remembering from a few months earlier the alien velocity
of a buck, powered as if by fusion rockets across an open
field after I flushed him from a copse, I marveled at the doe's
calm. Her pace exactly matched mine. I wondered when
she'd detect me with her hyper-alert, herbivorous senses.
Finally she slipped out of sight without haste among brush
on the right.
I doubt she ever knew of her admiring follower.
Near the spot where the doe first appeared, on another
occasion, a creature leaped for the air from beside the
two-track with a squawk, a rattle of weeds, and a thunder of
wings. The bird taking flight bulked huge and menacing
from a few feet away. I dismissed my initial thought, "Eagle,"
as too small and insignificant a bird to explain the monster
rising before my eyes. It had to be a Roc from ancient
mythology.
As the bird fled into a clear blue sky, as if heading for the
region of Capricorn the Goat, I recognized the figure of a
vulture.
Two summers ago I had a second opportunity to note up
close the size and powerful flight of the carrion crew. While
running along a little-frequented gravel road a mile north of
the village, climbing out of a low, swampy section, I flushed
a pair of vultures from dense foliage beside a farmer's lane
at the edge of a hay field.
A mystery plot took form in my head as I ran the day's last
mile-and-a-half. I'd return later, curious, to the point where
the birds took off. I'd find a human body, half submerged in
the swamp, dead of a gunshot wound. I'd summon the
police, only to become a prime suspect in a murder case. I'd
clear my name by ferreting out the hunter who cagily shot
down a hated rival.
Once in my years of running I witnessed what I took to be
an illegal act by hunters. Late one summer many years ago,
over a period of several weeks, I crossed paths time and
time again, up and down the right-of-way, with a pair of
furtive young men in a rusty car. Vehicles parked along the
two-track in hunting season always gave me a mild case of
nerves, because I knew men toted guns nearby and looked
for moving game; motorcycles and four-wheelers ridden by
teenagers climbing the hills and racing the two-track gave
me a distinct case of nerves, because I knew they
congregated in careless gangs.
But rusty cars carrying furtive young men in out-of-the-way
places nudged a case of nerves toward real fear, because I
envisioned stumbling on a secret drug deal.
One day, seeing the rusty car standing in the two-track
ahead, seeing a rifle barrel leveled toward a thicket from the
passenger window, I pulled to a full stop. The young man,
ignoring a farmhouse 100 yards away in his line of fire,
touched off a round. He leaped from the car into the thicket
and emerged with a limp and bloody rabbit to leap back into
the passenger seat. I waited for the rusty car to vanish
around a distance bend in the two-track before resuming my
workout.
Maybe they knew I'd witnessed their act, because I never
saw them again.
Phenomena
Hearing a full-throated sound at some remove behind me
as I ran along a mile of gravel road - a sound like a giant
exhalation - I glanced back in spite of my better judgment.
Wrong again. No car coming.
It was only a gust of wind in the leaves of trees lining the
road a quarter of a mile or more away.
The incident has no particular date. It's happened again
and again during the spring and summer of year after year.
Unable to distinguish at a distance between the sounds of
wind in leaves and tires on gravel, I remind myself it doesn't
matter, there's no immediate threat, I don't need to glance
back ... but I glance back.
Another effect of rustic workouts on my psyche took shape
as soon as I took to the dirt trails and gravel roads when I
started running. A shadow across an uneven surface on a
bright day obscures ankle-twisting objects such as loose
stones or small branches.
Stepping over shadows on trails became an imperative for
me with almost the pitch of a superstition.
The one thing in trails most worthy of leaping over - snakes
- lie in the sun rather than in shadows. But I've leaped over a
few more branches, twisted weeds, and fan belts than
actual snakes.
As each year gets old and chilly, I modify my running
courses. Snow on the ground eliminates the trails from my
schedule. I run on gravel roads right through the winter as
long as I can do so in daylight.
One October about four years ago, on the first wintry day of
the cold season, I discovered the error of running along a
gravel road after nightfall. As the snow melted when it hit the
ground, the road became a single, linear, water-filled
pothole. Though I carried a flashlight I splashed through a
frigid, bitter stretch of two miles.
After that I gave in to winter by logging more miles after dark
in the village among buildings that cut the wind and along
streets that light my footing.
Later during the season of the pothole run, as I jogged
through the village after dark, light and motion drew my gaze
toward the heavens to the southwest. I thought for an instant
I saw the running lights of a jet. But the object blazed too
brightly and its path, originating high in the atmosphere, as
if born of the firmament, suggested a motion straight down
to the ground. Right away I recognized my unlooked-for
fellow traveler.
A meteor.
Without breaking stride, I watched for 20 or 30 seconds as
the fireball tore through the upper atmosphere. Its apparent
plunge toward a fiery landfall resolved into an optical illusion
caused by the arc of Earth's atmosphere. As it crossed high
in the air in front of me, retreating toward the firmament to
the southeast, the shooting star fragmented into a
constellation of burning pieces.
I have no idea whether the meteor entered the atmosphere
from the zodiacal figure of Capricorn the Goat, but the
fragments fled the sky like amiable kids in a hurry to find the
sanctuary of celestial pastures. MR