If you're interested in an exhilarating experience and want to
explore your adventurous side, try Hashing. It's an
interesting break from normal runs. You can still log your
miles and combine it with orienteering and partying. There are many elements to Hashing, none of which have
anything to do with marijuana or hashish. Here are a few:
The Run or Trail - One or two Hasher Hares lay a trail,
marked with chalk arrows, shredded paper, flour or pieces
of toilet paper hanging in the bush, depending on local
tradition or terrain. Some lay trails a day or so before the
Hash; others as "Live Hares," running ahead of the pack
with a 15-minute head start. At a given signal, the rest of the
Harriers set off in pursuit. The idea is to keep the pack
somewhat together, achieved by setting false trails, checks,
sneaky loops and short-cutting. Runs typically take 45
minutes to an hour to complete. Length and difficulty vary.
The Circle - At trail's end Hashers gather to drink beer or
non-alcoholic beverages and observe rituals. Circles may
be led by the Hash Grandmaster, Religious Adviser or by a
Committee of Mismanagement. Traditions (and degree of
rowdiness) vary from Hash to Hash, but in general the
Circle consists of awarding "Down-Downs" for
misdemeanors real, imagined or blatantly made up by
fellow Hashers.
The On-On - Some Hashes suspend ceremonies for
awhile to consume food, often at a nearby restaurant or pub
that will tolerate such a group. This social part of the Hash
often features joke telling and/or the singing of outrageous
songs (think Monte Python).
Hashing began in Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia, in 1938, when
a group of restive British company men started a Hare &
Hounds running group patterned after traditional British
public-school paper chases. Today there are thousands of
Hash House Harrier clubs in all parts of the world, complete
with newsletters, web sites and conventions.
There is some mystique about Hashing. Why would one
choose to run on slippery trails or follow false trails only to
backtrack to slower runners? What sadistic impulse drives
the Hares to lay trails that would make you climb over
fences, slosh through streams or encourage trespassing
on farmland, private estates and golf courses, or down
shopping-mall escalators? Some even do this in the dark
with flashlights.
It's an excuse to let go of everyday life and give way to
creativity, even lunacy. Why else would Hashers indulge
themselves in the shamelessness of Red Dress Runs,
wherein free spirits dress in garish outfits, then careen
around business districts in cities worldwide yelling "On,
On!" or just plain screeching.
Hashing rewards participants with a spirit of camaraderie
and inclusion. The criteria for acceptance into Hash events
are a few bucks to pay for food and drink, a love of adventure
running on trails, and a zest for acting a bit crazy.
Hashers tend to be rebels, because the rules are that there
are NO rules in the Hashing. It's the place for behavior
based on a mock disrespect for genteel conventions, all
done in a spirit of fun.
Tongue-in-cheek insults elicit smiles rather than hurt
feelings. Kidding about mismanaging events, laying ugly
trails, or botching whatever it is that somebody with a brain
would do correctly, are standard fare.
Many Hash groups create irreverent nicknames for
newly-inducted members. Hanging an indecent moniker on
a not-unsuspecting newcomer is a gesture (or "jester") of
inclusion in the circle. There is a real sense of fraternity
among Hashers throughout the world that opens doors and
multiplies friendships.
Just remember ... never wear new shoes to the Hash!
Writer Doug Kurtis has not made a "hash" of his serious
running career. He holds world records for the most
sub-2:20 marathons (76) and marathon wins (40). He may
be contacted at dkurtis@peoplepc.com. MR