Was there ever a shorter summer than the summer of
2003? A late frost at the end of a lousy spring killed all the
buds on the trees and most of the grapes on the vines up
north, which means that when I was up in Traverse City over
Memorial Day, the woods were nearly as bare of vegetation
as in the middle of winter. When good weather doesn't hit
until June ... Well, at least summer ended well, with the third annual
Harvest Stompede races in the Leelanau Peninsula, one of
the prettiest places on earth. There's an account of that race
elsewhere in this issue, but it's worth noting both there and
here that if you haven't run that race -- either the 5K or
7-miler -- you need to. And you need to register early enough
to sign up for the weekend's wine tasting, a sold-out event
that includes special tastings and an appropriate snack at
most vineyards on the peninsula.
Bookmark www.lpwines.com, then go to the site early next
year and keep checking until registration opens for both the
runs and the sipping.
Odds and ends:
* Ooh, there was complaining on the September runner's
e-mail list about the last of the Standard Federal Bank 10K
series in Auburn Hills. Seems as if some Romanian
interloper named Denisa Costescu with connections
collected first-place prize money that was only supposed to
be for state residents.
The writer of the mass e-mail said that because this
foreigner had just joined the Hanson brothers' elite
women's racing team and had just moved into their new
house in Rochester and had just gone to work for them in
one of the their running stores, the brothers -- who helped
Carey Pinkowski of the Chicago Marathon put on and
promote the Auburn Hills race -- were able to break the
rules and get her a payday.
There are a few things wrong with the scenario. One,
Costescu is not on the Hansons' women's team -- it's for
American citizens only. Two, she doesn't live in the house in
Rochester. Three, she doesn't work for the Hansons. Four,
they only met her the day of the race and the only connection
she has with them or their racing teams is she asked if she
could join some of the Hansons' runners for a post-race
cool-down and maybe do future workouts with them.
Pinkowski said Standard Federal paid Costescu because
she and her husband are Michigan residents, work in
Michigan, live in Novi and have applied for green cards. He
said to mollify local runners, he will pay Costescu first-place
money, but will also pay runnerup Seana Larson of Dexter
first-place money, and will move the other women getting
paychecks up one notch, to keep everyone happy.
A belated congratulations to Keith and Kevin Hanson for
securing the Brooks contract that allowed them to add a
women's program, and good luck to them in putting a team
together. "They're doing something that's revolutionary for
developing Olympic athletes," said Pinkowski. "They're just
great guys."
Indeed.
One final thought. Some thought the Standard Federal
Series should use the same standards as Crim: that you
have to be a resident for a year to qualify for resident-only
prize money. You only have to go back to 2002 to find an
example of that rule being unfair. Tere Stouffer-Drenth of
Charlevoix stunned the Michigan women by placing 12th
overall that year but was disqualified from Michigan money
because she had only been living in the state since the
spring.
Her husband had taken a teaching job in Petoskey. They
were living on family land that had been divided among the
Drenth kids. They were building a big, expensive house. And
she was a Michigan native and many-time state champion
in high school. Were they living in Michigan? Absolutely. She
wasn't an interloper. She wasn't trying to slip through the
cracks. But she got caught in the rules.
"We try to reward performance," says Pinkowski. If
Costescu could convince the state of Michigan she was a
resident, that was good enough for him.
* Let's see. Kelli White wins the 100 and the 200 at the
World Track and Field Championships in Paris in August
but is threatened with disqualification because she tests
positive for drugs, right? Yep, that's what they said.
International Association of Athletics officials said she
tested positive for modafinil, which she and her doctor
claimed was prescribed to fight narcolepsy, an inherited
sleeping disorder.
Where it gets really interesting is the modafinil was not on
the list of prohibited substances agents and athletes are
warned about. So she was guilty of taking something that
wasn't against the rules. And threatened with
disqualification and suspension for doing so.
There's a term for that: ex post facto. In America, at least, it's
illegal to charge people with crimes that weren't crimes
when they committed them.
* The same powers that be, the IAAF, were rightly ticked off
at Jon Drummond for his tantrum at getting disqualified
from a qualifying heat of the 100. He was rightly ticked off for
being a victim of technology. To prevent rolling starts,
pressure plates can tell when a runner begins moving too
soon to the sound of the gun, faster than human reaction
time allows.
Drummond shifted his foot while in the starting blocks.
When the gun went, he was third or fourth out of the blocks:
mediocre start. But the computer said he'd left way early.
Replays showed him getting left in the dust by the first
couple of runners. Since someone had already false-started
in his heat, he was disqualified. Disqualified for getting an
early start on a heat he got a late start on.
The IAAF needs a human meet director capable of
overruling technology when events warrant. They warranted,
then. But Drummond went nuts, ran around, cried, threw
himself to the ground and so forth. The heat couldn't be held
for 45 minutes.
The IAAF ordered USA Track & Field officials to hold a
hearing on the matter and then to punish Drummond, both
within 24 hours. Why have a hearing if you've already
mandated the punishment? "Jon, could you please come to
a hearing at 9, and, oh, by the way, we'll be punishing you at
3." Why not just do him like they do witches? Tie him up,
throw him in the water and see if he drowns.
* Congratulations to Pat Ball and Doug Kurtis for continuing
to improve, year by year, the Detroit Free Press/Flagstar
Bank International Marathon.
As this column went to bed the event more than a week
away, but pre-registrations were way up. They'd more than
doubled two- and five-person relay teams to more than 300
each, boosted marathon sign-ups by several hundred to
nearly 3,000, and were looking at higher 5K figures too.
All that and mariachis in Mexicantown, bag pipes in
Corktown, belly dancers in Greektown, block parties in
Indian Village and Anita Baker singing the National Anthem.
A good start for fall. Maybe it'll make up for summer. MR