Runners climb the 282 steps of the Mt. Baldhead Challenge. Photo
by Carter Sherline / Frog Prince Studios.SAUGATUCK (9/21) - Fellow runners, course monitors and spectators
let me know of my good luck before, during and after the diabolical Mt.
Baldhead Challenge.
They saw the evidence on the race tag attached by safety pins to my
shirt at my belly. I wore number 1111, a gesture of good will from
whatever gods of chance assign digits for pre-registered entries.
"Quite a number," a monitor called from a bike as I plodded along the
idyllic Lake Michigan shoreline toward the hellish dune climb that earns
the race its Challenge title.
With time inexorably passing, with the clock ticking away my fate, I
needed quite a number, I needed good luck. One by one the digits tell
the story.
1, for the number of times I've started the 15K Challenge, my longest
race to date.
1, for the number of times I've climbed the 282 steps up Mt. Baldhead in
the midst of the Challenge, my first visit to the top in some four decades.
1, for the number of times I've stumbled over roots on the dune descent
in the Challenge.
1, for the number of times I've finished a 15K race, albeit 13th among
males in the 45-49 age bracket in 1:13:35, or 7:54 per mile.
11, for the approximate number of minutes it took me to negotiate the
sixth mile with the stair climb. I expected the searing labor on the steps.
The roller-coaster seventh mile passed more quickly but bothered me
more.
111, for the approximate number of runners I passed along the way,
having started near the back in my wonted cautious mode.
1,111, for the approximate number of runners who beat me to the finish
line.
In truth I came in 95th out of 316 finishers, placing me in the 30th
percentile behind the leaders, only slightly off my expectation of
cracking the 25th percentile in races. So much for good luck. To bend all
out of shape a quote from the poet W.H. Auden: he who runs the
numbers before first running the Challenge is only serving the devil.
Men's overall winner Matt Smith of Holland (53:19) slipped off my radar
screen even before we reached the start line, of course, as did women's
champ Jennifer Carsok of Grand Haven (1:03:27), as did my bracket's
winner Scott Sullivan of Wyoming (1:04:06).
They vanished like lesser gods into the lakeshore streets about the time
I passed celebrity starter Tom VanHowe, anchorman at WOOD-TV in
Grand Rapids, and broke into a profuse sweat in the first mile.
Fortune smiled, and though the morning's rain clouds parted and the
sun shone, the temperature stayed at less than 70 degrees.
The 15K Challenge course sets out at the waterfront on Kalamazoo
Lake in Saugatuck, curls through the city streets to Blue Star Highway,
crosses a bridge into Douglas, winds through the village streets to Lake
Michigan, skirts Kalamazoo Lake across from the Saugatuck waterfront,
leaps the 282 steps, plunges down the dune's opposite side to the Lake
Michigan shoreline, undulates among woods and dunes, repeats the
village streets and bridge and city streets, and finishes where it started
on the waterfront.
"Here it comes," a fellow runner warned as we approached the foot of
the stairs. The challenge arrived both later and sooner than I wanted.
What followed was a passage from inferno through purgatorial pain to
paradisiacal relief. Whoever designed the Challenge must have
sprouted horns and flashed goat's eyes at the though of routing the
course over Mt. Baldhead. He must have rubbed his hands in glee,
knowing his Dantesque idea would attract that hell-hungry breed known
as runners.